If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Ewww!

This story has a lap towel, public indecency and biohazard fears — yet the most amazing thing is, the guy found a working pay phone.

Better than stealing cakes

All thieves must wash hands before fencing stolen items.

‘Naughty’ as in ‘violating the law’

Next year’s costume — an orange jumpsuit.

Trespassing is such a drag

Oh, and if you’re no longer needing that naughty nurse costume … (note: bad link now fixed)

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.