Crime & Safety
Girlfriend Trouble is of Guys' Own Making
Patch's roundup of weird suburban crime includes two instances of gentlemen making poor decisions when it comes to their lady friends.
It's been immortalized on radio morning shows such as Dave and Carole and Kramp and Adler ... here's this week's installment of strange and incredible suburban crime, OMG PD.
Three’s Company, indeed
before you make it.
But two isn’t enough
Meanwhile, if he had sought help from a second female.
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Let’s get s’more drugs
The wasn’t exactly Pineapple Express.
Nerds shall rule the world
This could be the of “CSiPhone.”
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One word: Decaf
So much anger! All around suburban Milwaukee, folks are , and .
But in Wauwatosa …
They’re not angry. .
And on the North Shore …
They’re acting like .
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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
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