Crime & Safety

When Deer and Sports Cars Don't Mix

A man driving through Wauwatosa could not believe his eyes after his Mercedes Benz came face-to-face with a local "resident."

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Next Allstate 'Mayhem' Commercial?

Round 1 of deer vs. Mercedes Benz goes to …

Dedicated? Or Misguided?

Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow, nor muddy, grassy medians will stand in the way of this postal worker.

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Fast and (Cops are) Furious

Um, it’s a Corvette. It’s supposed to be driven fast.

On the Wings of a Red Bull

If the energy drink gives you wings, this guy could fly to London.

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Baby, Baby, Baby, Oh No

So, that's why she registered for the biggest stroller on the market.

Making Matters Worse

And now, doc, I have a weird pain in my leg.

Hide-and-Seek Expert

Catch him? You'll have to find him first.

Quick Dry Not Quick Enough

Those signs are there for a reason.

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