Crime & Safety
Week's Worth of Absurd Crimes
From traffic stops turned felony cases to a man sharing a famous movie character's name doing a bad thing, it was wacky crime week for Greenfield.
If you're a regular Greenfield Patch reader, you're probably aware of our weekly round-up of strange or interesting suburban crimes called .
Well, this week, Greenfield was in rare form and in need of a special edition: OMG !
On Tuesday, there was the , and the man who . An honest enough mistake, right? Sure, but this guy allegedly had heroin and drug paraphernalia in the car.
Find out what's happening in Greenfieldwith free, real-time updates from Patch.
The next day we told you about yet another . And there was the Greenfield man who got lost in Oak Creek .
Later in the week, there was the woman who allegedly tried to get away with , a and James Kirk doing his namesake no favors .
Find out what's happening in Greenfieldwith free, real-time updates from Patch.
Get more local news delivered straight to your inbox. Sign up for free Patch newsletters and alerts.
We’ve removed the ability to reply as we work to make improvements. Learn more here
