Crime & Safety
No Chance of These Two Being BFFs
A woman spent an awful a lot of time in her friend's bathroom during a recent visit. But what exactly was she doing? This is our weekly roundup of weird crime in the burbs.
Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."
With friends like these …
An easy way to get left off the next guest list.
A Quarter Pounder with sleaze
This is not what McDonald's had in mind when it became a Wi-Fi hot spot.
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Not her Sunday’s best
Church might have been a better option.
Are they considered copy-cat criminals?
If at first you do succeed, keep trying until you get caught.
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As the Gin Blossoms would say: “Hey Jealousy”
A prime candidate for a 2018 taping of the Jerry Spring Show.
Puppy love gone bad
He didn't bring flowers, so she settled for his puppy.
What big eyes you have
His grandma likely would have been surprised to see him, had she been home.
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The above items are from local police reports and criminal complaints. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
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